Jag brukar oftast innan jag stänger av datorn läsa lite på mylifeisaverage och nu tänkte jag att ni återigen ska få ta del av några av mina favoriter.
Today on facebook I found a quote I will use for the rest of my life ”Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children” MLIA
Today, my floor had an important meeting. After the two girls who moved here this semester introduced themselves, one of the freshmen spoke about how she was concerned that we had no emergency plan. She then pulls out a folder of laminated signs. The heading of each sign? ”In Case of Zombie Apocalypse”. The hall director has already agreed to post them on each floor of the dorm. MLIA
Today I was teaching my 3 year old the ABC. I asked him what apple started with, and he said A. I asked him what banana started with and he said B. I asked him what a car started with, and he answered ”Duh mommy a key”. That kid is going places. MLIA
I babysit three kids under the age of six. The 4 year old girl wants to be a ballerina. I jokingly asked her if I could be a ballerina too. She replied, ”You could try, but ballerina’s are usually tall and pretty. MLIA
I was in a mall in Edmonton, so I wasn’t very surprised at seeing the usual ”I ❤ joe” graffiti on bathroom stalls and such. I then looked over and was instantly amused. It said ”if you love your boyfriend, show some class. Don’t write his name where you wipe your ass.” MLIA
Today I found a book in the school library titled How to Deal with Your Own Dyslexia. It was 349 pages long and in size 10 font. This falls into the same category of torture as making a person with a lisp actually say ”lisp.” MLIA
Today when I was shoveling, I overheard my neighbor telling his grandson how to operate the snowblower. With a completly straight face, he told the boy to ”go in low, so you don’t get stuck. Now be sure to go slow, and just keep her [the snowblower] moaning. If she whines you need to back out. I know it seems like a lot of work now, but when you’re done you’ll feel great”. I’m still confused as to whether my neighbor was teaching his son about the snowblower or the facts of life. MLIA
Så det får väl räcka för ikväll. Imorgon är det seminarie och sen är det påsk = tentaplugg